Jokes You Can Tell in Class
Teacher: Timmy, can you please give me a sentence starting with "I".
Timmy: I is ...
Teacher: No, Timmy. Always say, ‘I am.’
Timmy: All right. ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’
Teacher: Didn't you promise to behave?
Student: Yes, sir.
Teacher: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?
Student: Yes, sir, but since I broke my promise, you didn't have to keep yours.
An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they'd do if they had a million dollars. Alec handed in a blank sheet of paper. "Alec!" yelled the teacher, "you've done nothing. Why?"
"Because if I had a million dollars, that's exactly what I would do!"